i was found living under a portacabin where my mum used to work.i lived on the food that i found on the skip near to the canteen.
bio:
fat,lazy,lovely orange eyes and big baggy boobs!
special features:
his boobs swing from side to side if he manages to break into a run....usually food time!has perfected the art of kitchen worktop abseiling!
likes:
food(who doesnt!)head-butting and sleeping(again,who doesnt!)!has loads of friends and even though he is the biggest cat in the neighbourhood regularly gets a slapping from them!
dislikes:
getting a slapping from his "pals"!loves eating yoghurt straight from the pot.hates locking eyes with the black pug that lives with him as she always wins the race to the cat-flap!
got up late...missed the milkman so i couldnt get my pot of yoghurt!had to launch myself at the kitchen worktop (nearly knocked over a tall glass containing some strange looking stuff that smelt remotely of something edible)in order to shove my head in a discarded muller yoghurt pot from last nights meal.......yum!spent the rest of today trying to avoid the black pug with the evil stare!my owner i...
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